harrieslinger

Mr Megchelen, Netherlands 32 years-old In a relationship

Too manly 20 March 2013, 04:54 Stockton, United States

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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missedfistbump This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Cool beans

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Not now!

Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML

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