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Mr Dubai, UAE 30 years-old

AvengdSevenfold 24 August 2009, 14:22 United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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holy 21 October 2009, 21:03 United Kingdom

Pissed

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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