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Mr Sylvania, Georgia 55 years-old In a relationship

CassidyQueen 6 June 2015, 02:14 Warrenton, United States

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Made his mark

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

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