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By Epoux maladroit - 21/12/2015 14:09 - Luxembourg
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OP here, made an account so I can answer some questions. My sister is 26, I'm 22. We got along pretty good, untill I met and married my husband and started a family. She lives with my parents, and is in a very bad relationship. When I met my husband, my sis tried to get me grounded (!) and tried to convince my parents not to let me see him. She also tried to blackmail me into not seeing him. She was against the marriage, and cried and screamed when she learned I was pregnant, saying I don't deserve what she doesn't have, claiming it won't be special when she has a baby because she wasn't the first to give my parents grandchildren (my parents don't think that way, they'll love every grandchild). My son is a very sweet and charming little guy, he sleeps through the night, is always happy, eats everything, rarely gets sick, crawls,... He's a very easy baby to care for, and everyone loves him and he loves everyone. The plan I found was in a notebook, while helping my parents clean out the attic. It included my husbands workschedule, and the days my son goes to daycare. Also what my son eats and his medical reccord. Her country of choice is Australia. A few days before this discovery, she asked me if she could take my boy to the zoo, alone. I refuses because he had a slight fever, and I'm very happy I did. My son has a kids-ID, my sister isn't allowed to be alone with him anymore, and I alerted the daycare to NEVER let her take him home. When I confronted her, she said it was just a joke, she was just 'messing with her little sister'. The notebook was hidden in a pile of schoolnotes, if we didn't clean the attic, we'd never know. Sorry for the long text, and sorry for my english. Ps: My dad was close to the airport when the bomb went of, but he didn't get hurt. My family and friends are scared and shaken, but safe. We mourn for the victims
Bonjour à tous ! je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'étais au bureau lorsque je l'ai soumise (Han c'est mal !) et je n'étais pas connectée... Je dois dire que les jeux de mots sur la thèse m'ont bien fait rire, je n'avais pas imaginé qu'on pouvait en faire autant ! Je tiens également à apporter quelques précisions... Je suis en thèse en sciences humaines dans une discipline où les thèses sont plus longues que la moyenne (comme en droit !). Il y a également peu de personnes qui ont l'habilitation à diriger des recherches dans ce secteur. Hé oui, nous les archéologues sommes une espèce rare ! Mon sujet est assez spécialisé donc ma directrice est un peu larguée sur certaines choses mais heureusement, ma co-directrice est suffisamment présente et compétente pour m'encadrer sur le fond ! Ce qui n'empêche pas ma directrice de répondre présente quand j'ai besoin ! Pour ceux qui hésitent à se lancer dans la merveilleuse aventure qu'est la thèse, je ne peux que vous dire de foncer ! C'est loin d'être simple ou d'être toujours facile à vivre, mais c'est tellement enrichissant que ça vaut le coup d'être vécu ! Et puis pour les moments difficiles, un petit saut sur VDM remonte le moral ! Bonne journée à tous !