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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la vdm mais étant pas connecté quand je l'ai poster, je ne sais pas si cela va prendre en compte. Donc l'histoire c'est que comme tous les chats, Mister Little, me ramenais des souris,mulot et autres proies. Mais il a du se rendre compte que c'était pas terrible donc depuis 1 mois il s'est rabattu sur les doudous. (oui c'est plus drole). Pour remettre les choses dans le contexte, la crèche le connais bien vu qu'il passe ses journées à dormir sur les jeux extérieurs. Le problème c'est que les enfants aussi donc il s'approchent d'eux tranquillement chope le doudou et se tire en courant! Du coup fin du monde pour les enfants, personnel en galère, moi en colère et chat qui jubile (oui il jubile, il est sournois je vous dit). Mais vous inquiétez pas, la crèche ne va pas porter plainte vu que soit je ramène les doudous soit ils viennent les chercher. Et je ne vais pas me débarrasser de Mister Little non plus. Mais le coup de la banque je vais y réfléchir très sérieusement! Allez Tchao.
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Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! A ma grande surprise, elle a été publiée alors que c'est la première fois que je me lance à la publication de mes anecdotes ! je ne sais pas comment on procède pour préciser la VDM comme certains le font dans "VDM la suite" donc je publie un simple commentaire pour donner des explications. Lorsque cela m'est arrivé, j'étais en première année de Droit. Nous avions deux semaines de "vacances" et j'avais effectivement inversé les deux dernières matières à réviser. Je m'étais consacré au Droit des personnes, pensant que c'était la première à passer. Mais je me suis tout bonnement trompé, et je n'avais pas ouvert le droit constitutionnel ! Alors pour les plus curieux d'entre vous, j'ai eu 3/20 en droit constitutionnel mais heureusement 16/20 en droit des personnes ! Malgré cette énorme frayeur et la nuit pourrie que j'ai passé, j'ai validé mon semestre. Aujourd'hui, je suis sur le point de valider ma quatrième année et je vérifie toujours 10 fois les dates des examens !