J'ai faim
By Lsky - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Otterburn Park
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By Lsky - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Otterburn Park
By boboduguetto - 27/08/2013 23:21 - France - Roche-la-moli
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By Anonyme - 16/12/2012 23:01 - France - Avrill
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By Maman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Maurice
By lephagocyte - 31/12/2012 09:01 - France - Martillac
By Poly24 - 02/01/2013 10:40 - France - Saint Denis
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)
By lorlondon - 04/01/2013 17:05 - Réunion - Sainte-clotilde
By Anonyme - 16/01/2013 11:22 - France - Saint-germain-en-laye
By Leamsy - 21/01/2013 12:01 - France - Mirecourt
By Just - 21/01/2013 16:56 - France - Recquignies
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By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
Oyé Oyé! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Alors en fait, je ne suis pas le chauffeur ^^ j'étais assise juste à côté de cette mamie, elle avait en effet peur alors à chaque fois qu'elle voyait que le chauffeur accélérait, elle lui donnait une tape sur la tête. Le chauffeur a été très indulgent avec elle et lui a gentiment demandé d’arrêter. Cette situation m'as beaucoup fait rire et j'ai donc décidé de la poster en tant que VDM. Pour ceux qui disent "Normalement il y a une vitre", si vous préférez, c’était un car, un truc pour faire des longs voyages quoi. Il n'y avait donc pas de vitres :)