Dextack

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About Dextack
Es stört mich, dass die Leute zitieren (Zitat oft ohne Zinsen) in englischer Sprache. Ich setze Deutsch, nicht klüger, aber mehr original. Je pourrais dire comme tout le monde que je vis mes rêves mais comme presque tout le monde je rêve ma vie.Je ne suis pas un homme mauvais mais je ne suis pas pour autant un homme bon. Je m'efforce juste de l'etre autant que mes ideaux me le font croire. Oui à 18 ans toujours fan de Pokémon et si vous croyez que Pokémon c'est juste "Pikachu attaque éclair" je vous dis que non Pikachu est nul. Ses seuls avantages sont d'avoir accès à l'évoluroc, à la balle lumière et d'avoir 90 en base speed mais ça, vous vous en ficher. Pikachu n'est pas une brutasse. Désolé d'avoir briser votre rêve. The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Naheulbeuk, Autre Monde, Linkin Park, The Offsprings, Iron Maiden
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Dextack's FML badges
  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Supersize Menu

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  • Happy ending

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • 42

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  • He who tries, wins.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    72%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

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    2%
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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

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    2%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

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    1%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • 50 favorites

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    58%
  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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    10%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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    29%
  • The return of the thumb

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    14%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    56%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    30%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
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  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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Dextack's favorite FMLs
By noémie - / Sunday 14 May 2017 06:00 /
By vivi65509 / Wednesday 10 August 2016 09:52 / France - Montgeron
By Vieille_205 - / Tuesday 9 August 2016 14:13 / France
By Anonyme / Sunday 7 August 2016 20:35 / Pologne - Lublin
By Missie - / Friday 5 August 2016 10:20 / France - M?renvielle