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By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et en réalité, cette anecdote m'est arrivé l'année dernière. Je suis content que ma VDM ai été validée car c'est bien du vécu. Je me souviendrai toujours de cette horrible odeur de vomi chaud quand on mettait le chauffage car oui, on le mettait. En plus dès le matin à 8h on était dans le bus pour aller aux pistes et c'est la qu'on avait le plus froid... Bref ça aura vraiment été une expérience traumatisante. ^^
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)