BNLM
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML
youdidwhatnow
Miss 32 years-old
bleredoshia
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Smart kid
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML