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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Anonymous 20 April 2011, 07:27 South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

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bham boy 20 April 2011, 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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