Mr Temse, Belgium 34 years-old
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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