By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States 14 1 54 47 Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 295 You deserved it 49 277 Tweet Share
Small mistake By lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom 1 1 9 64 Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 894 You deserved it 10 263 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 10:55 - Turkey 2 0 3 58 Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 801 You deserved it 5 969 Tweet Share