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Mr San Salvador, El Salvador 36 years-old

Krissy 25 January 2010, 08:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Jump scare

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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watersport 10 March 2010, 17:56 United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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