kellyc007

Mr 38 years-old

scratchpost 28 October 2010, 12:07 United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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blackandblue 2 November 2010, 16:26 United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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