LuckyLady69

Mrs Bakersfield, USA 40 years-old In a relationship

BIGCHEIFAAA This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Union City, United States

Little shit

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

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sammy77sam 15 July 2013, 13:41 Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

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