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Mr richmond, usa 32 years-old In a relationship

unlucky 13 November 2011, 05:19 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Trial and mainly error

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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random person 13 November 2011, 06:16 United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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weswithaute This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Australia

How do I put it?

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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