Devydeverson99

f my lifw 7 April 2015, 15:43 King Of Prussia, United States

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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Anonymous 21 May 2015, 20:41 United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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