Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
han6012
daddy-o
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
So… good news, or…?
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML