CaptMacLeod

Mr Lancaster, CA 57 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 3 November 2012, 13:50 United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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Jmdezy 5 April 2016, 15:45 United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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