johnny_bravo24

Mr 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 29 March 2009, 19:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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SkinsCastSelection 17 January 2011, 06:24 France 🌶️ Spicy

Inspired

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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