Baybayy24

Melbourne, United States 33 years-old

anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Westwood, United States

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Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Bontempi 19 July 2012, 18:55 France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Baybayy24

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