jessykinzmonster

Miss San Francisco , United States of America 29 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 6 October 2011, 16:17 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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Anonymous 26 October 2011, 23:44 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Man child

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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