sisterdesi

Miss Oklahoma, USA 36 years-old In a relationship

farmakakis 21 December 2009, 06:25 Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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Wisconsin love 13 December 2010, 17:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Let me Slytherin

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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