giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Freudian
Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML