Mr Magnolia, America 32 years-old In a relationship
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
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