The customer is always an ass By zanaruka - 19/05/2020 05:00 9 0 113 2 Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 586 You deserved it 151 Tweet Share
Missed opportunities By say what?! - 10/04/2020 08:00 12 15 72 258 Today, I got a text from a female friend saying, "So bored, come over, let's fuck.” Knowing her sense of humor, I laughed it off and sarcastically replied, "On my way!” About an hour later, I got a message from her husband asking what was taking me so long. They really wanted a threesome. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 941 You deserved it 467 Tweet Share