Christiana Matera

Miss 35 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 2 July 2017, 04:00 Chengdu, China 🌶️ Spicy

Wrong, just wrong

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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Literal Baby-Daddy 2 July 2017, 16:00 Middlesbrough, United Kingdom

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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