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riappp This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

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ali grace 14 May 2011, 11:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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User 23 September 2013, 17:53 Romulus, United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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