lovemike

Miss el Monte, US 37 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 3 November 2011, 07:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

What a dick

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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Sharibabi65 7 March 2012, 06:16 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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