jozmejia

Miss Los Angeles, USA In a relationship

mista_sandy This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

Lower your expectations

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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ironies a b*tch 13 April 2013, 05:04 Chatham, United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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