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phonegotlostinthepark · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·Auckland, New Zealand

You're welcome!

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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hi Mum · 11 December 2013, 19:59 ·North Charleston, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Oh, hai Mark!

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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bear food · 8 January 2014, 04:37 ·Anaheim, United States

Bear with me

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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