transwhale

Miami 31 years-old

FML 29 July 2011, 04:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

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Anonymous 25 January 2016, 01:24 Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy

Crude

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

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