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Giving up

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML