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Miss Baltimore, Usa 30 years-old In a relationship

Justified12 13 October 2014, 14:15 North Reading, United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

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izzy46111 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Scottsdale, United States

Jump scare

Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML

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