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Mr Single

PrettyScared 29 July 2013, 15:07 Matthews, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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JustSomeGuy 30 July 2013, 03:43 Bulverde, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Like a virgin

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

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