damagedqueen

Mrs RILLO BABY.!, United sates bitches 26 years-old In a relationship

I'll Make You FartCum 2 January 2015, 21:53 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Great handle!

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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Chemist-why 30 January 2015, 15:11 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

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