random_gay_guy

O_O 12 July 2013, 20:15 Columbus, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

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mile high clubber 14 July 2013, 10:41 Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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