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ANON 13 August 2013, 23:53 Sacramento, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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anonymous 16 August 2013, 14:05 Grandville, United States

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

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