smileshinexx3

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

182
Visits

50
Favorites

33 years-old
Thursday 13 February 1992
Not specified

A propos de Smileshinexx3

hi :]

Smileshinexx3 - Followers

Smileshinexx3 - Followed

Smileshinexx3's page visits

lovers5201

KathrinLor...

derekmalc

Fucked!

Smileshinexx3's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Smileshinexx3's favorite FMLs

Dodged my bullet

By Lo. - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

agreeclassic 66 210

vote type 1 4 787

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

agreeclassic 30 076

vote type 1 86 770

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML

agreeclassic 81 919

vote type 1 6 042

So…

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

agreeclassic 58 777

vote type 1 7 632

Rules are meant to be broken

By hospitalflunky - 28/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML

agreeclassic 155 284

vote type 1 7 392