Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
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Comments (246)
smokeymama 0
Why is he on your Facebook list if you hate him?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You need to block this loser. I don't know why you added him in the first place. If someone said that to me on FB, I would just respond back & then block them completely. I would unfriend your boyfriend and best friend for agreeing with him. If they are not gonna back u up in any event, dump them
ArielTheMermaid 17
Well that's rude of them. Sorry op, time for a new bf and bff
AmyDeeAri 8
Why are you friends with him on Facebook if you hate him?
iheartme13 1
They likes it because they thought it was a joke and didn't know he was serious. Take a joke haha
jessicahpippi 7
And you have him as a friend becauuuusseee..?
ohmandapants 17
Seems like he hates you too.
corrinaswan 0
If you hate him why would you have him as a friend on Facebook
greatness101 0
YDI for having a guy you hate as a friend on Facebook. Otherwise, he couldn't comment on it.
WtfLoser 13
Okay guys, we all have people on facebook that we hate/dislike .. Come on. And OP, you might wna comment on his picture & say something in return. Then get all YOUR friends to like & comment :) But, yenno .. Chin up girl, guys will be guys, can't tame em !