Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, after I told my boss I'd found a serious error that cost the company thousands each year, I found out he'd fled abroad. Turns out the error was him stealing for the past 40 years, our entire department is under investigation and the owner is considering scrapping our office and firing us. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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MCart_fml 0
5 hours is fairly quick for the police to understand an embezzlement case...
buymeagoat 0
I would sue the hell out of these assholes.
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Comments (61)
cubbiezgurl03 0
oh yeah totally sue. that's freaken their problem not yours. get some money.
Kingrayer 0
honestly, thats just bad luck
tentenjen 0
Well at least all is well now, right?
jixan 0
that' like an unfuck my life then.... because they found out it wasn't you right?
Adam_B 0
#10: When your dry cleaning is late, that is an inconvenience. When the video store doesn't have the movie you want, that's an inconvenience. When you don't have milk in the morning for your cereal, that's an inconvenience. When you head into work, are accused of embezzling money, are arrested and thrown into prison, that's a ******* scary experience. He must have thought he would not only be fired but also potentially locked up for who knows how long. What's wrong with America is that there are too many people trying to tell other people how to think or act by saying "This is what's wrong with America:" as if they know any better than anyone else.
Raverous 0
Time to sue, or get a good ol pipe bomb.
nodbor 11
gold mine
demonkey_fml 4
Lawsuit!
lifepwns 0
I would have demanded compensation for it and/or sued them, that's bullshit.
Your_Shadow 0
This is the 6th time I read this story about someone getting in trouble then realizing the ID is one different from you.