Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lilacwords 0
Wow... why would you not close the stall?
kellster 2
Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (181)
shelbo10101 0
dude u don't push on ur bladder and try to make piss come out ur a idiot!
mattmag 0
To all the confused female commenters: When all the urinals are being used, guys will pee in the stalls instead. Because we are still standing and facing the wall, there's no reason to waste time closing the door.
itsgen 16
haha im sooo glad im not a dude
4dakill 0
mastrubation WIN! Wonder if the dude that clapped for you got turned on and went to jack off next
Phantom13 3
LOL XD OMG! This was hilarious....that does suck though... But seriously though...get some medical help...that can't be good...
redbluegreen 41
Everyone notices the spelling and grammatical errors here. It's just how it goes. OP: See a doctor. Never mind embarrassment when it could be a medical condition.
musu_fml 0
Leaving the door open isn't as bad as those fuckheads who leave the door closed, but unlocked, so you end up walking in on them. Even worse are the ones who get mad at you for it, is if it's my fault they didn't lock the stall to "engaged"! As for this FML...something must be wrong if you had to struggle and fight so much to pee, unless it was shyness at peeing in public; in which case, why would you leave the stall door open?
timtimcity 0
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (breath and slam head on table) hahaha ahahahahahahahaha (start kicking any object near me and hitting my fists against the wall) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahaha
Guyoverhere 0
Why pee if u don't have any
VivaLaDiva 0
#81