offuckingcourse
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
You must be kidding
Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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NakedandScared 8
lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.
FitForFun 11
I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.
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Comments (72)
imbedderdenu 23
smooth...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
like the baby's bottom when he kicked it!!
perdix 31
Quick, tell the boss your sister hates babies! One of you is going to get canned, so better her than you, right?
charvisioku 22
To be fair to OP, I wouldn't expect a baby to be let out of its parents' sight for long enough to get under a table full of people unnoticed.
Mossears133 15
Depending on how old it is, it only takes a second or two for a baby to disappear and reappear on the other end of the house!
CreeperXRemix15 8
true, true. but teenagers only take a second or 2 to sneak out of the whole house...
Enslaved 38
"Kick the Baby" ~SouthPark
Uramonkey 11
Don't knock it oveeer!
Axipiter 24
Don't kick the baby!
XxWolfyGirlXx 16
They should watch their baby more closely, not your fault
WiseGirl98 5
how are did you kick to make a baby cry? I helped babysit 6 kids with my mom's friends and the 9 month old fell off the couch pretty hard and didn't cry. he made a sad sound like he was about to but stopped....
Olympiakos10 15
You're not a very wise girl...
hunteryager 18
Ummm, what?
thewife5 19
If that is your only experience with kids... Your comment is void. I'm pretty sure he was trying to kick his sister hard... Not knowing he was going to kick a baby. Good job babysitting by the way.
ballpython 15
#29 - when my 16 year old was 2 years old he fell off the bed and I ended up having to leave work to get him 2 stitches in his nostril. He never made a sound the entire time. However, my niece cries when she sees anything that resembles any insect.
StarWolf111 21
Hey, they're at fault. Not you. Babies aren't supposed to be under tables, especially not during dinner parties.
LadyEmi 15
Well clearly he doesn't know how to be a parent. o.o;; There's no reason for you to get in trouble for your boss's stupidity.
kewpiesuicide 29
He can't see under the table so how is he supposed to know that you kicked his baby? Babies cry all the time! Just play dumb and hope the kid doesn't get a black eye.
toxxickittyy 19
OP was just playing South Park's favourite game.