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offuckingcourse This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

You must be kidding

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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NakedandScared 8

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

FitForFun 11

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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Comments (72)

Obey_StudBoii 23

For your sake I hope your boss chewed your ass out. Childish to be acting like that. Grow up!

BoiWonder 5

LMFAI

sergei_yusef 11

Laughing. My. *******. Ass. In?

aligater10 7

This is why kids shouldn't be under the dinner table

ZombieSazza 34

"Kick the baby?" "Don't kick the baby..." "Kick the baby!!!" *kicks*

mr_jack_meoff 5

I can't imagine it was a rough kick since you were trying to hide it, the baby was just over reacting trying to get you fired. The baby hates you. The demon woman trying to take daddy away from mommie.

TheModernPatriot 14

Well, that sucks, but they shouldn't have let the kid under the table

Guardian88 21

I cannot stop laughing uncontrollably at this FML

lalaney 14

I just can't believe an adult would be continuing to have kick fights with their supposedly adult sister.

Monkcoon 7

You obviously have never had a sibling.

Mauskau 36

Well the baby could've just randomly started crying. Isn't that what they all do?