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offuckingcourse This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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ViviMage 40

The boss should not have his kid crawling under a table where all manner of feet could hurt it!

Sorry OP! How hard did you kick? Is the baby ok? Did you admit to doing it?

im a bad person for laughing at this, hahaha. but who the hell keeps their baby under the table??

Your boss shouldn't have let it's baby crawl under the table.

To be fair, its totally deserved. What horrible parent lets their kid play under the table... Especially during a dinner with a bunch of people.

That's horrible!

That poor child will be scarred for life now. His late 20s he'll remember the time he was kicked as a baby and wet his pants during his psychology class.

Pssh* kicking babies in the head is fine.My parents dropped me on my head and I turned out fine.

Thats awful