offuckingcourse
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
You must be kidding
Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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NakedandScared 8
lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.
FitForFun 11
I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.
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Comments (72)
NakedandScared 8
lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.
ottokat 15
Exactly - not to say this is anyone's fault, but who lets their baby crawl under the table full of guests? People drop knives and forks all the time.
CreeperXRemix15 8
and spoons
webbface 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Holy shit, I hope the baby is okay. Not saying its your fault, it's only the parents but next time be careful when you decide to go kicking people. Foot-sees is not a popular game anymore and I think you should stop playing now that you have kicked a baby.
Zebediabolical 45
Stop playing? Do you know how hard that achievement is to get? ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BABY KICKER! (50G)
iBanana 17
Foot-sees..... Foot-sees.... Is that right? I- IS THAT RIGHT?! Please don't tell me I've gone all my years spelling it footsies!?
ballpython 15
#58 - I really hate that your comment made me burst out in laughter.
Lacist 19
His picture makes the misspelling foot-seas joke a hundred times better.
generalasskicker 12
If he is smart he just didn't say anything and played dumb about the whole thing
onealmxwilson 18
That baby got a little confused. It's not your fault, it's not your fault, no. Sorry couldn't help myself.
onealmxwilson 18
What no one got the AWOLNATION reference? Disappointing D:
isallwaysme 27
id love to know how your boss reacted
ViRepz 28
Probably was glad it wasn't him...
Wowxoxo 17
The FML doesn't go on but it's a baby so I'm assuming he/she didn't say "the mean man kicked me!" They probably just tended to the crying child and OP felt horrible
FitForFun 11
I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.
PterodactylMan 23
Curiosity did kill the Cat
ViRepz 28
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At least you didn't kick your boss...
isallwaysme 27
id much rather someone kick me than my infant child.
ViRepz 28
Not if you never found out it was kicked....
isallwaysme 27
"Then i heard something start crying." and are you that stupid? in no way, shape, or form would i rather an infant be kicked instead of me.
ViRepz 28
Ye but the boss doesn't know why the baby is crying. And TRUST ME being kicked hurts...
isallwaysme 27
no shit being kicked hurts.. OP could have bruised the baby, think about it, babys are soft, and you were going to kick your sister, you're going to kick as hard as possible without being noticed.
ViRepz 28
Hey im soft too, better it then me!
isallwaysme 27
were YOU kicked as a baby? you're horrible.
ViRepz 28
I hope not, and I would like to avoid it for as long as I can.
isallwaysme 27
Im done. there's no cure for stupid.
ViRepz 28
Neither is there for being kicked!
Uramonkey 11
22 - Rather it than you? Weren't you just saying in the comments below that child abuse is no laughing matter? Nice contradictions. My advice, don't spam out comments and think before you post.
Mossears133 15
Never breed.
CreeperXRemix15 8
your bad spelling hurts the worst.
Uramonkey 11
42 - I have seen some decent comments from him before, but most are terrible. I think he's actually trying which is the sad part.
sioux4 17
Wtf is wrong with you?
isallwaysme 27
Hahahah i just realized 22 said "it THEN me" so he would like someone to kick a baby then him
iAlissa 34
ViRepz, after every single comment you made got thumbed down, I highly suggest leaving this thread
whiteboy896 9
you two fight like a married couple, get a room.
alwayswinning123 7
OMG WHO THE HELL CARES?!?!?
mattjamt 16
If anyone purposely let a baby get kicked, I would kick their ass in seconds. See you around ViRepz....
Blink_me26 21
That is one of the funniest fml's I have ever read. Hope the baby is okay!
NoMore_CoolNames 14
The baby set you up.
ViRepz 28
Child abuse is no laughing matter!
ottokat 15
It's not child abuse. It was an honest and unfortunate mistake.
Zimmington 21
It's not child abuse if it's funny
logankyng 15
That baby was asking for it
LaLince 40
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You aren't excusable.
ballpython 15
You are absolutely right. Let's take him out back and "kick the shit out of him". I am sure you have never made a mistake in your life.
Axipiter 24
Damn right. Kneel and face the ditch. This is a crime punishable by death, obviously.
alonur 6
Is this a FML? Don't be such a baby.
angelitared 27
Why was he under the table!!!?
ViRepz 28
Looking for the fork.
alonur 6
Probaby dropped his or her teat.
Wowxoxo 17
Have you ever watched the rugrats? Kids are always playing under the table!
FTWFMLFuckIt 7
why was the man up the table!!?
ExtremeEncounter 32
What 114?