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offuckingcourse This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

You must be kidding

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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NakedandScared 8

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

FitForFun 11

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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BigTone36 3

Bwaaaaahhhaaaaa!!! Douche bag

Taurus_ChicKa 37

Sssshhh... no one knew it was actually you that kicked the baby, right? Just act shocked and they'll never know. Unless the table was glass, in which case, oops. But in all seriousness, if there were a bunch of people present, why was the baby crawling around on the floor, anyway?