Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
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A07 48
Five comments and not a single one advocating dumping, this just might turn out to be a good year.
Binglebeee 16
Sounds like he's feeling a little immasculated. Just tell him it's first time jitters and it's nothing to worry about, it happens to a lot of people and does not mean he's gay, just a little nervous!
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Comments (77)
FelicityWishes 32
Could just be nerves! Plenty of time to try again. :-)
revolvearoundme 15
Probably just performance anxiety. It should pass with some foreplay and relaxing. The whole "I hope I'm not gay" thing is a little more concerning. I'm not sure he understands how his penis works, kinda like handing a Ferrari to someone who just passed their learners exam and telling them "you're all right on your own, why not take the freeway, and send me a selfie while you're at it. "
PuppiesKisses 19
I can't say because I don't know him or you... Are the two of you teens and this would be his first time? Regardless it happens. It is possible he really is gay and didn't want to admit it to himself; this may have forced him to deal with it. In which case gay friends are awesome. I had something similar happen with an ex of mine. We knew each other in high school and dated a couple of years later. Little did I know in those two years he was doing a lot of serious drugs; that's why he wasn't able to get it up. We dated during 'recovery' but he went right back into it.
rocker_chick105 31
1) I don't think age would matter. If it's his first time, it's his first time. 2) I doubt he's gay. He just seems like he's nervous. It happens to a lot of guys their first time.
PuppiesKisses 19
Of course age doesn't matter it's just typical for someone to be a teen for their first time. I also imagine if he was in his 20s he would have his sexuality for the most part figured out which further more points to a teen. It's just common sense. If he's older it makes anxiety even more understandable. No telling because the OP didn't give details which is why I asked. Also based on what he OP posted it is an obvious 'concern' that he may be gay. If he is gay more power to him; I hope he finds happiness regardless of sexuality. Since it wasn't as obvious as I thought my personal story I included was an example of another possibility.
kevinwm0 15
I'm so sorry this happened to the two of you. It is actually VERY common for a guy to have trouble getting it up the first time - it definitely doesn't mean that he's gay. Don't take this personally! If you love him, let him know it's OK and you can try again any time.
Razell 13
<i> it definitely doesn't mean that he's gay.</i> Yeah, it could mean he doesn't find this particular girl attractive.
FemskyD 26
First time nerves, just comfort him and he ll feel better :) things ll work out!
MrErazo 10
Lmao self doubt
TheNewGuy03 29
Three things could be possible: 1) He's really nervous (the most likely scenario); 2) He has generally poor circulation; 3) He has an excess of PDE-5, and may need an inhibitor of sorts. I've been that guy, and it sucks. I have actually had someone permanently dissociate themselves from me because of it, despite the fact that I can get nervous when preparing to have sex with a new person. Just try to be understanding and work through it between yourselves. If that doesn't work, try other measures.
PhoenixChick 26
Aww, that sucks that someone cut you off for that. Nobody should be shunned for things beyond their control. We should shun assholes.
TheNewGuy03 29
Yeah, I tried explaining that it was my first time with her, thus making me not as comfortable, and she didn't get it. It's like she sees guys as instant sex machines that walk around with boners ready to screw at a moment's notice.
moondoggie 20
in that case #23, you are better off without such a person.
TheNewGuy03 29
Perhaps so. And it's worth noting that I don't always have that problem, just on occasion.
LPac5295 27
Not getting hard happens to all guys sometimes. I'm sure your boyfriend isn't gay. If he was he would probably know. Hopefully you rock each other's worlds when he does get hard!
PhoenixChick 26
Sounds like nerves. Unfortunately, the more you freak out about and focus on it, the longer the problem lasts. If he's freaking himself out so bad he's worried his wiener doesn't like girls, he's going to be too nervous to do anything. Some casual, relaxed foreplay, keep a sense of humor and not try to do a romance novel sex scene, and it should be fine.
tomvertigo 17
He said that purely as an excuse. He is probably quite embarrassed.