Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
Guess the conversation never took off.
Sebastian2022 22
Next time she calls you to ask for a ride, text her "I'm not even picking up the phone". :) easy as that.
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Comments (150)
Cynical_1 26
The very first conversation you have with her and you agree to give her a ride? Obviously you want to do her OP...just admit it! You wanna nail her like...like some big over powered naily thing!
GentlemanBastard 15
Nail gun? Or hammer? Those are pretty much the only naily things I can think of.
dangousity 21
Drop her off at the bus stop, ass cash or gas
taliaaaa 8
The real question is... Did OP actually wany to sleep with her?
gracehi 33
Don't give us that pseudo feminist bull shit, 54. It's natural to feel sad when one's affections are unrequited. Just because a person is disappointed because they can't have a romantic relationship with someone doesn't mean they feel entitled to anything. Nor does the fact that there's a pop culture term for when it happens between friends doesn't mean there's some cultural conspiracy against women.
Kergami 18
Reverse Psychology, you're now suppose to ask her if she wanted to sleep with you.
GentlemanBastard 15
You could just ask for a tip. Or ask for just the tip. Your call.
HdRob06 4
I totally want to hear the rest of conversation on the way back.
headache_chick 13
Would have politely asked her to vacate the vehicle for expressing that little idea. She needs a clue!
Princessa21 8
Well, she sounds a little mental. Maybe she needs meds.
rawr_ily96 24
Exactly! The only time the term "friend zone" annoys me is when people accuse me of it even though I have a boyfriend. Protip for guys, if you know the girl has a boyfriend, don't even let those words leave your mouth. It's called being loyal. I can also assure you that, no, not all guys feel entitled. I've met many who are nice to me and show no signs of sexual attraction toward me.