Today, my boyfriend are I are staying at his parents' while they are away. While having sex in their bed, the whole bed went crashing to the floor. We have no idea what to do, and we leave tomorrow. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
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jojimugo 20
Why the **** would you have sex on your parents bed? sick
genuinegoodguy 9
Mend the bed or buy an identical new one. Try not to be quite so stupid in future.
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Comments (14)
crashtestdumplin 16
Buy a new one? Or if you cannot afford a new one try YouTube and mend it yourself, maybe the leg screws were loose and the activity made it fall a part. There are many options, just try not to panic and think about your possibilities, the truth is always an option.
Brightside86 31
You should tell them the truth and offer to repair/replace what you broke. You have a relationship with these people and if you base it in lies it won't have any strength when you encounter an actual problem. If they're cool they'll think the whole thing is funny and respect you for being honest. If they aren't cool, better to find out now rather than wait until the they explode over something else down the road. Though I'm assuming you are an adult. if you're a child and this is going to get someone shipped off to boarding school or kicked out of their foster home maybe keep things on the downlow.
oped01 8
Fix the bed. What are you a child